Tips

A few tips for Newbies:

·        If your cases are taking up too much room in your cabin or they won't fit under the bed, ask your steward to stow them away for you.

·        If you want to book a spa session, book early but be warned: they are expensive. If you want to pay a little less, look out for the special offers on port days when most people will be ashore.

·        Don’t bother buying the cruise video. It’s expensive and you’ll probably only be on it for a split second waving drunkenly at the camera. When you get home, you will probably only watch it once or bore the backsides off friends and neighbours with it. Do them a favour and save your money.

·        On the last night of the cruise, take the hangers out of the wardrobes and put them somewhere under a cushion. Because there won’t be any clothes on them, they will bang together and sound like the Bells of St. Mary’s all night!